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....is an incredibly rude device!

It's like standing in front of someone, pounding your fists on the table shouting "Talk to me now!!!! Talk to me now!!!!".

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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Doctor what the criteria were that defines a patient to be institutionalised.

"Well," said the Doctor, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

Okay, here's your test:  
1.        Would you use the spoon?  
2.        Would you use the teacup?  
3.        Would you use the bucket?  

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What-on-Earth (or not) was this?

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