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After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.

3. The sport of choice for front line workers is: Football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: Golf.

Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.  

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Is this what LongHorn is going to look like?

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Thanks to Bet Pod (from Darn Under) for these.

GOING FOR A McSH*T - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimplystaff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McSh*t with Lies.  

AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.  

BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.  

BEER COMPASS - The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival homeafter booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.  

BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.  

BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.  

JOHNNY-NO-STARS - A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.  

MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing.  

MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:"Oo! Oo! Ho! Aa! Aa! Aa!".  

MYSTERY BUS - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.  

MYSTERY TAXI - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.  

SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

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Should the Web Be Subject to the Same Political Limitations as Traditional Media?

MS: we are not blackmailing Denmark

A parent's primer to computer slang

Funny Old World

IBM looks to expand Linux support for Workplace clients

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John West salmon

State of the Union Parsing Tool

Babies vomitting

World's largest Linux migration gets major boost

The New Adventures of Verity Stob

He may be dead, but he's eligible for parole  

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The Joy of Tech.

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Hallmarks Of Felinity

Watch out!!!!!

The 14" PowerPizza

Use my 364-day calendar  

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Preparing for parenthood!

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The Unintentional Stalker

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It was revealed yesterday that famous R&B star Beyonce' Knowles is the love child of the late, great Roy Castle.  

Although she was pleased by the news, she has sensibly opted not to inherit the family name.

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This is from The Sun's "Top 10 Viral Emails" list.

Excellent!  

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Just got this joke from Australia via an old friend - Bet Pod as she was know - that I thought I'd share with you.

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he asked,"What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbour laughed and said condescendingly "That's a ruddy big hole for a Goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your f..king cat."

Sleep tight possums!  

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